Irish Spring Cleaning
Starts: 18-Mar-2013Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! St. Patrick’s Day be yet a blarney stone’s throw away and we know many of you fancy a few scoops of the black stuff on tis occasion. Tis a day o’ celebratin’ but ye will surely pay fer it come the morn.
Maybe you think you will be just goin fer a swall but next thing you know you’re on the rip and end up full as a gypsy’s bra talkin’ like a wet wellyboot.
Maybe your plan is to go to yer pub for a few lilly’s and then by nightfall you be havin’ a cracker o’ a time swallyin’ enough shuck water to leave ya steamin’ and bladdered.
Tis things happen, and only a stepmother would blame ya, but it still don’t mean you won’t wake up the next mornin’ with your mouth lika fur boot.
Instead of reachin’ for the hair of the dog to cure what ails ya maybe tis time for a whole system cleanin’. Commit today to a five day cleanse and not only will we give you a discount in honor of your participation, we will make sure yer insides are as fresh as an Irish spring by the time you're done.
God may have made whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world but we made juice cleanses so you could rule your life. Remember, don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools and don't be breaking your shin on a stool that's not in your way.