Starts: 15-Oct-2012

If you do ACL right, you might wake up sometime late afternoon on Monday on top of a pile of half-eaten corndogs with Neil Young passed out on your porch. You'll either be hacking up red dust or will be covered in sewage mud. You'll have a banging hangover from drinking lukewarm vodka iced teas for 3 straight days. Well done. That was an outstanding ACL.

But now you need to rejoin the real world and sort out this sluggish, got-drop-kicked-by-Zeus feeling you have. Don't worry, a 5-day fresh juice cleanse will help considerably. You'll eject all that nonsense and regain focus and energy. You'll get your lovely glow back in time for your Halloween parties.

Oh and hey, if you do have Neil Young with you, he totally gets a discount.