Bikini Kill It
Here comes Austin's 6-month summer! All that bod you were hiding under jeans and coats is about to be 95% uncovered. Before you stick your pasty butt in the sun, get yourself slim and hydrated with a massive spring cleaning: a 10-day fresh juice cleanse of fruits and organic veggies oughta do it.
If you have a little winter paunch, a cleanse will help you de-bloat and kickstart a healthy eating regimen to slim you down to bikini levels. Hey, the only thing that should be crazy hot for half a year is you.